We’re pretty sure that cats are the purrfection of evolution. They’ve evolved into their peak cuteness while also achieving their maximum mischievousness at the same time. Because you had better believe that if they weren’t so cute, we wouldn’t let them get away with half of the shenanigans they pull every day. From waking up to them eating our hair to stealing literally whole loaves of bread from the cabinets, these kitties only have to meow a few times and purr against us, and we are pawsitively powerless to do anything other than furgive them. Do they ever follow our demands? No. But do they apologize in the most awwdorable ways after they’ve done something bad? Yes. They know that we’re obsessed with them, and they hold that power over us every second of every day. What else are we supposed to do when they start head-bumping us and offering us their forbidden belly, which is just begging for rubs? Ignore it? Absolutely not. In accepting their apology, we also let go of our feline frustration, and then we continue in this endless cycle of chaos, cuteness, and absolutely zero remorse. Are they criminals, worthy of a lifetime in jail? Yes. But we also hold the keys to their cell, and we let them out. So really, we’re the ones to blame here. Enjoy these spicy feisty felines below being well. cats.